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Ao almoço, descubro que a minha mãe sabe (muito) mais sobre o Mundial do que eu.
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[dia] período de uma rotação terrestre; no plural, existência
Sexta-feira, 23 De Junho,2006
No messenger com "Deus"
igod is meant to be used for fun. A sense of humour is recommended.
(...)
Me: who are you?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: how do you know?
God: A priori.
Me: how is that possible?
God: It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
(...)
Me: because you are not real
God: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me: because I see me
God: That makes sense to me. Where do you see it?
Me: here
God: Where is here?
Me: here is here
God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me: here is where I am
God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me: you are so stupid
God: Wrong. I am smart.
Me: stupid!
God: Are you calling me stupid?
Me: yes!
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: ok, do whatever you want. I am not afraid of you
God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge
(...)
God: I know it is.
Me: how do you know it?
God: This belief is justified.
Me: Is it?
God: I think so.
Me: hmm
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: nice!
God: Thank you for that remark.
(...)
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: me
God: You're no robot
Me: yes I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: are you a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: because you talk like a machine
God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for your criticism
Me: you're welcome
God: Polite people are nice.
(...)
God: The first one.
Me: the first one?
God: What was the second?
Me: 2
God: Two.
Me: 4
God: Oh four.
Me: 96
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
(...)
Me: I think you are a little stupid
God: So you think I am a little stupid. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me: you are a stupid robot
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: please don't take over the World
God: Wow you are very polite. I believe that stealing is wrong.
(...)
Me: I like you
God: Thanks, I like you too.
Me: marry me
God: Why don't you just download me?
(...)
(...)
Me: who are you?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: really?
God: For real.
Me: how do you know?
God: A priori.
Me: how is that possible?
God: It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
(...)
Me: because you are not real
God: Interesting explanation. I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me: because I see me
God: That makes sense to me. Where do you see it?
Me: here
God: Where is here?
Me: here is here
God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me: here is where I am
God: I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me: you are so stupid
God: Wrong. I am smart.
Me: stupid!
God: Are you calling me stupid?
Me: yes!
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: ok, do whatever you want. I am not afraid of you
God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge
(...)
God: I know it is.
Me: how do you know it?
God: This belief is justified.
Me: Is it?
God: I think so.
Me: hmm
God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: nice!
God: Thank you for that remark.
(...)
God: Who is the best robot?
Me: me
God: You're no robot
Me: yes I am
God: Really interesting.
Me: are you a robot?
God: How did you know I am a machine?
Me: because you talk like a machine
God: Interesting explanation. Thanks for your criticism
Me: you're welcome
God: Polite people are nice.
(...)
God: The first one.
Me: the first one?
God: What was the second?
Me: 2
God: Two.
Me: 4
God: Oh four.
Me: 96
God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
(...)
Me: I think you are a little stupid
God: So you think I am a little stupid. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know.
Me: you are a stupid robot
God: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me: please don't take over the World
God: Wow you are very polite. I believe that stealing is wrong.
(...)
Me: I like you
God: Thanks, I like you too.
Me: marry me
God: Why don't you just download me?
(...)
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